How to Make a Puppy Pie

Take one puppy, roll and play with until lightly pampered, then add the following.
1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
1 small pinch of correction
1 cup well packed, hard work
2 heaping cups of praise
1 1/2 cups of fun, any flavor

Blend well
Now Heat with the warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled in size.
Mix with owner until consistency is that of the owner and puppy being are one.

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