THE SCHUTZHUND BARBIE

The rarest of the "Dog Series" of Barbie dolls, SchH Barbie, frequently
must be imported from Germany, Belgium, or the Czech Republic. Don't even
look for a SchH Barbie on eBay, as they're practically "unobtainium".

Although most European dealers will give you a quote on the cost of
shipping SchH Barbie to the US, you can reasonably expect the cost upon
arrival to be roughly 30-60% higher. It's usually cheaper to fly to Europe and bring SchH
Barbie back yourself. SchH Barbies are permitted as carry-on luggage on all
airlines. Unlike most Barbies, SchH Barbie will only have 6-9 complete
fingers, from baiting dogs while in high prey drive.

SchH Barbie will also have amazing biceps and calluses on her hands and
the small of her back from repeated long line burns from doing agitation work. All SchH Barbies come
with SV, USA, and DVG rulebook, and directions to every verein within 500 miles. They also include leather gloves, tracking lines, tie-out lines, regular and stainless steel fur saver chain collars, pinch collar,
agitation collar, jute roll, 87 tennis balls on different lengths of nylon cord, plus a year's supply of liver.

The SchHI Barbie comes complete with a soft sleeve, a retrieve article, and a facial expression that asks,
"How in the hell did I ever get sucked into this?”

SchHII Barbie comes with a hard sleeve, trial dumbbells, tracking harness and the sheer will to suck it up and go for the III.

SchHIII Barbie has a smug, self-satisfied grin, along with all of the previously mentioned accessories and equipment.

Don't be surprised by the thick skin, especially on the back of the neck, of the SchH Barbies. This is from
Training Director Ken endlessly breathing hot air training bullshit down the back of her neck.

Some SchH Barbies (especially the SchHI and SchHII) may pontaneously burst into tears at the sight of Training Director Ken, and/or pull out handfuls of their hair. These behaviors usually cease when SchH Barbies purchase a stun gun or a 9mm Glock. It always ends when they kick Training Director Ken in the balls for the third time.

SchH Barbie comes with your choice of dog: German Shepherd, Rottweiler,
Doberman, Malinois, or Giant Schnauzer. Scorebooks are included. Other
breeds are occasionally available, but SchH Barbie will never win
anything with them. Strong nerve is extra.

At the time of purchase, please request English or German SchH Barbie.
Other languages are occasionally available, but rarely.
 
Additional equipment, such as scaling wall, jump, and blinds must be
purchased separately.

Seiger, High In Trial, FH, AD, and V-ratings are much, much, much more
expensive, and are not always available, no matter how badly she wants
it.

Add a SchH Barbie to your collection now - you'll love her